The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
So ugly
My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
-I see old habits die hard, Potter. What’s to be done about that?-
it’s only fitting i started this year with some good ol’ Potter/Malfoy :D (many thanks to frnkly for commissioning me and being super chill about it! i got to paint whatever floated my boat and have fun, 5/5 would do it again <3)
in other news, i’ll be launching my patreon soon, i expect you guys to be voting ONLY for HP fanart in my ‘what should i draw’ polls jesus :D stay tuned!
Another Round With Jamie Bell:
The one thing I will never drink, uh… is probably gin, because when I was in school, I got really battered on gin and then ended up throwing up. And then the next morning, my mum knew that I was like, nicking gin from the kitchen and that I got drunk, and she still made me go to school anyway. But to be fair, if gin is the only thing that’s there, I’ll probably… probably just drink it anyway.
